Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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