I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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