Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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