what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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