It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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