My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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