So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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