don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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