Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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