Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
