She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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