i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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