I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
please come you make the beer taste better
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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