I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Randomize
