Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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