Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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