so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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