I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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