Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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