he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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