: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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