The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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