Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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