According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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