Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
