Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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