im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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