i was rollin on her like bob the builder
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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