It's like God shit irony all over that family
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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