i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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