yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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