I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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