its not stalking. its research.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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