that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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