I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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