Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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