She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
MIDGETS
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I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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