the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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