Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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