I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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