I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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