i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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