Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We need to rekindle our bromance
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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