My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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