True but thats because hes a fetus.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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