Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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