My cat gives me a boner
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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