there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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