Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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