This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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